Not your Magic Mike

I am not a very good dancer.  In fact I dance like a woman.  After all, I have spent most of my  life intently watching women dance, so why wouldn’t I dance like a woman?  I watched Magic Mike last night with my wife of nearly 3 decades last night.  Since there were no women dancing in the movie, I picked up some ideas on how a man might dance.

Got to go clean the Brazilian cherry hardwood floors now.  Maybe I’ll practice a few moves.